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Tonight for dinner I made a kickass Tofu Veggie Stir Fry with Ginger Garlic Teriyaki Sauce and I’m gonna tell you cool dudes how I did it.

HERE’S THE SHIT YOU’LL NEED

I don’t bother with unnecessary shit like “measurements” or “portion sizes” but to reference, this was for 6 people

But seriously if you’re reading this post chances are you use my cooking technique, which is “hey that looks like it’ll be good, I’ll throw some in there.” Add or subtract like anything.

• a wok or deep frying pan
• a spatula (metal if your pan is not nonstick, plastic otherwise)
• a spoon (for tasting)
   
• 3 packs of extra firm organic tofu
• a medium bag of snow peas
• a shitton of broccoli (seriously, SO MUCH BROCCOLI)
• about 7 carrots, peeled and sliced 
• like a can of baby corn
• 5~ cloves of fresh garlic
• 4 slices of fresh ginger
• some powdered ginger
• some powdered garlic
• peanut oil
• sesame oil
• soy sauce
• Kikkoman’s original teriyaki sauce, the thick saucey kind
• Kikkoman’s watery teriyaki sauce/marinade
• (optional) a little organic honey or sugar

You can also make rice or noodles if you want, it’s great poured over some form of carbs. What I did was make about 6 cups of cooked rice (for those of you who are so deprived that you don’t know how to make rice, you boil 3 cups water, then mix in 3 cups rice and take that shit off the heat and cover until it fluffs up like an angry cat, it takes like 5 minutes)

COOKING PROCEDURE

1. Prepare all your shit. This means skin the garlic cloves, slice up your veggies and tofu, etc. DON’T FORGET TO DRAIN THE TOFU JESUS FUCK IT’S DISGUSTING OTHERWISE. Do this by gently pressing the FUCK out of it with some paper towels until it stops oozing bean juice. Gross.
2. Heat wok or deep frying pan on your stove. Once it’s warm, pour in some peanut oil, enough to coat the bottom. 
3. Fry ginger slices and ~3 of the garlic cloves until fragrant, then remove. This is to season the oil.
4. Fry up that tofu, bro. Tofu consistency is a very personal thing, so make it how you like it (giggity)
5. Once tofu’s fried, you can either remove it (if you like firm fried tofu with sauce on it) or keep it in and dump everything on top of it (if you don’t mind it a little squishier but more flavorful on its own as a result)
6. Whatever you decide, now is the time to throw all that healthy shit in there. Toss in your veggies as well as the remaining garlic cloves (sliced) if you like garlic in there.
7. Time to throw in a fuckton of liquids. If you’re a detail-oriented cook you would mix your sauce beforehand and make it the consistency + amount you prefer. Again, this is to taste. If you go this route, mix your sauce in a bowl and add in the powdered spices (garlic and ginger) as well as a pinch of sugar or honey. If you’re me you dump in some of everything and add as you go. Seriously, it’ll work out, just throw everything in there, it’s fine. Don’t forget to add some water. Taste the sauce and add what you think it needs, just try not to overdo it. 
8. At this point you need to stir and shift occasionally while essentially letting your veggies boil/steam in that delicious sauce mix. Add more powdered ginger here if you want. At this point I also like to throw in a little sesame oil.
9. Once veggies are tender and the rice/noodles are done, COMBINE 
   Throw the carbs on a plate/bowl and dump some delicious healthy stir fry and sauce over it.
10. Stuff your face and don’t feel bad about it because this is healthier than the easy-mac you had for lunch (this section may be specific to me)

Results were mostly positive, with only two people disliking tofu in general but loving the dish besides it. So hey.

I don’t know who made this, but it perfectly captures my feelings on League of Legends.

foxintwilight:

Friendship is Witchcraft! :’D

Is it a bad thing that my favourite Pinkie song is from abridged series? >:I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c&feature=plcp&context=C309072bUDOEgsToPDskIHASYSeq1TKEuSANTT05_b

Jenny, Griffin, you guys are awesome. Just sayin’, I love Gypsy Pie

thisisbalooga:

And she just kept screaming all day! Like… What’s up with that?

Also, attempt at clean line art. orz

all the love.

>blind pick normals, playing with 3 friends and 2 randoms
>Playing jungle WW, alongside Orianna mid and shyvana solotop. Two randoms choose Kog’Maw and Lee Sin (?) bot
>VS Ashe, Blitz, Swain, Nautilus and WW
>Kog and Lee can’t hold their lane for shit, feed Ashe + Blitz a ton of kills
>Lee then decides to come into my jungle and steal my blue (????) as well as several other mobcamps
>Throughout the match Lee NEVER participates in teamfights, he’s either dicking around in the jungle or hiding in back doing literally nothing and then running away
>Our team constantly 4v5 due to this douche
>Shyv, Ori and I keep calling him out on it, politely at first and increasing in anger as time goes on
>he says nothing
>at the end of yet another 4v5 teamfight he goes “gg, ww noob”
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN

missrupa:

 #pictured above: the premise of 90% of deviantart

omg

pffffffff hahahah

theartofanimation:

S.Nobayashi